Smart versus The Termite Queen

You are Doug Freedman.

Once, a long time ago, you secretly fought crime in the guise of Bagel Boy™. You infiltrated the secret headquarters of the Bagelmeister, and brought him down, hard. That was your swan song - and it nearly killed you. You decided to retire to a quieter life.

You know that Mr. Smart is far more than he seems - an agent of cunning and ruthless style. He belongs to an agency so secret that we can't tell you its name. Just know that he is on the side of law and order. He always gets his man, and quite a few of the extraneous women along the way.

SPECIAL ABILITY: Your special ability is the power to wrap and unwrap bagels with style and panache. Use it carefully, and for the good of mankind.