Hormones on Parade
Sometimes, players take a game to the next level, to a place that I only imagined. In the 1988 run, Dennis Raynor, Joe Aquino, and Steve McMillan wrote the lyrics and music for Hormones on Parade - and then they performed it live for the rest of the game. It was everything I imagined for Toxic Waste and so much more. They made the dream real, and for that, I am eternally thankful. Their lyrics are now, with their permission, part of the mythos. Thanks!
© 1983, 1984 by Icky Music, Ltd.
She walked into my passion pit
She said I'd have to pay
I didn't care about the cost
Had to have it right away
Need my women daily
Don't care if they look like toads
Cuz when they wake next mornin'
I'm long gone down the road
She was loose, I was ready
Things were gettin' hot
I was shakin', she was steady
My brain was nearly shot
Stirrings deep inside of me
Something starts a-rumblin'
Then what do my poor eyes see
My loins they are a-tumblin'
CHORUS:
I got hormones on parade
I got hormones on parade
I got hormones on parade
I got hormones on parade
The heat was really rising
Near the danger zone
By the time I saw the warning lights
My gaskets had been blown
When she looked into my eyes
My legs began to weaken
Then I saw to my surprise
That something was a-leakin'
Lust is what controls my heart
This I know is true
I can't hide these inner feelings
Things are turning blue
Ain't been this bad since puberty
Things have gone astray
Oh won't someone hose me down
Got hormones on parade
(Repeat chorus twice, then fade)