Inevitably, someone says something that just catches our ears as we run the LARP. We can't capture all the brilliant and weird quotes, but we usually manage to scribble down a few. We never get any from the first run, because we're taking copious notes on how the game is running, to improve the runs that follow.

Quotes from run 2

"I've got a nuclear powered vibrator!"

"Perhaps we are in the great Eternal Tooth, which would be a perfect white."

"A toilet seat can make time reverse!"

"There's no 'M' in the fourth column, or we could call Mommy."

"Well, the toilet seat IS about the best place in the world to think!"

"They're going to make the toilet seat talk to us?"

"If we had a fireplace, it would be useful."